{"type":"general","setup":"Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?","punchline":"Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.","id":80}

{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?","punchline":"Because it had nobody.","id":396}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}

{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}

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{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Can I watch the TV?","punchline":"Yes, but don’t turn it on.","id":82}

{"fact":"The cat who holds the record for the longest non-fatal fall is Andy. He fell from the 16th floor of an apartment building (about 200 ft\/.06 km) and survived.","length":157}

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