Luis D. Ortiz is a licensed real estate salesperson who worked for Douglas Elliman. Ortiz co-starred in the Bravo reality television series Million Dollar Listing New York, alongside Fredrik Eklund and Ryan Serhant, who remained from the prior season, and has continued with Eklund and Serhant to subsequent seasons.
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Bruno Wilhelm Zilliacus was an athlete who competed at the 1908 Summer Olympics.
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